Tough to keep it MOO-ving.

A bull in Brazil saved himself from the slaughterhouse last weekend.  He escaped from a neighboring ranch and hid out on a water slide at the club next door.

His owner says his celebrity has saved him from the slaughterhouse, and he'll live out his life at the ranch.  Locals have given him the name "Tobogã," which is Portuguese for "slide."

More: g1.globo.com/sp/sao-jose-do-rio.

 

 

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