Dumbest Criminal Ever?

Police say a northeast Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife stole his cocaine and was then arrested himself. Officers responding to the Wednesday night call reported the man had a marijuana pipe and was wanted on a warrant for failing to pay hundreds of dollars in costs in an earlier court case. The man, 39-year-old Robert D. Collins of Alliance, was charged with two misdemeanor counts alleging improper use of the 911 system and possession of drug paraphernalia.

No word on whether police located the reportedly stolen cocaine or his wife.